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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

Your Great Grand High Awesomeness

Your symbol is:

the fox, because you're foxy!

You rule from:

a tower surrounded by circling dragons!

At your side is:

your royal mirror-carrier and makeup crew

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

sexy elves with swords

Your most popular law is:

"Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish" Day

Your least popular law is:

Regulation of a national favorite color

Your worst enemy is:

a poorly-chewed pretzel

July 25 2005, 23:28:35 UTC 6 years ago

those pretzels can be nasty.

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